Bill Wishon's News and Views

I love this idea. In fact, I think it should be franchised. What name would work on strip mall storefronts everywhere? Apetcalypse? Number of the Beasts? I dunno . . .

Are you a Christian or Catholic worried about what will happen to your
beloved pets after The Rapture? If you’re going to heaven you’ll need
someone to take care of your pets who are left behind. As a
non-believer (who will not be Raptured) I’m offering to care for your
pets post-rapture. It’s a simple agreement, for a small fee of $125, I
will adopt your pet should The Rapture occur in the next ten years.
(After ten years you can renew the agreement for the current market
price). Please contact me today for more info!

Submitted by: Katherine